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“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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    Teacher: How much is a gram?
    Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to?  you could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to, you could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted, you could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise.  you could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are, why won’t we take those chances.

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a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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"My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest."
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my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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